Friday Funnies: Identity Theft

Friday Funnies : Why some kids get in trouble in school

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." …

F/H: 10 peeves that dogs have about humans

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that …

How Much Does a Miracle Cost?

Here is sending a miracle your way… Tess was a precocious eight year old when she heard her Mom and Dad talking about her little brother, Andrew. All she knew was that he was very sick and they were completely out of money. They were moving to an apartment complex next month because Daddy didn’t …

Get Well Soon Amber

Well the woman is sick probably from one of my more powerful sneezes that propelled my germs to the California of America and thus I feel the need to deliver a few get well cards of sorts to help make her feel better. *blows loudly into tissue* *cough argh cough* I’m dyin’! I’m not being …

Installing LOVE

Tech Support:  Yes, ... how can I help you?   Customer:  Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.  Can you guide me though the process? Tech Support:  Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer:  Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.  What should I do first? Tech …